'I look fat and ugly on this pic.' - WHY DID YOU UPLOAD IT THEN?!'
Brb... I'm not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.
Why are you sitting next to me when there are a hundred other seats on this bus??!
I admit it wasn't my last peice of gum... I just don't like you.
I really want to ride the slide from the Barcley cards advert.
I find it funny when Tesco and Asda bitch fight via adverts.
Weird is good.
People who went do Saint George's are like the coolest people. Ever!
Admit it... You know the whole fresh prince of bel air rap!
I have dreams that i am falling then wake up and have a spasm.
When I talk on the phone i walk around the room aimlessly
Bruce almighty taught me how to say beautiful :D



